Simon Vogt

Hi i’m Si,

I’m a middle-aged, big, bearded ball of energy, that loves Weddings.

I get to meet lovely couples and join them on their Wedding journey and enjoy an epic celebration at the end, what’s not to love?

I’ll attend around 80 Weddings a year and work with some incredible wedding industry professionals at some of the most beautiful venues in the Lakes, perfect.

I am a meticulous planner, a spreadsheet lover, a strict timekeeper, a good deal finder, a problem solver, a shoulder to cry on, a timeline master, a conflict resolver, a dance floor legend, and occasionally….a pain in the arse.

I am not cheap and I am not cheesy, I do not wear a Hawaiian shirt and I will not play the Conga, ever.

I work with my couples to create a unique and bespoke soundtrack for the entire day and night, that exudes personality. And I take requests!

And yes, of course I have smart lights and no I definitely don’t do Karaoke!

I’m a full time, professional Wedding Host & DJ and I host and/or DJ around 80 Weddings a year, deliberately limited so I don’t burn myself out and am fresh for every single wedding.

I attend and perform personally at every booking and do not send associates on my behalf. I don’t do other types of celebration, sorry.

I live in Lazonby, near Penrith in Cumbria, close to some of the finest wedding venues and scenery in the UK, such as Holesfoot, Hidden River Barn, New House Farm and The Inn on the Lake

I think i’ve got the best job in the World and there’s nothing i’d rather do. I love my business and am passionate about weddings, simple.

Long may it continue, Simon :)

(Oh, and I seem to have a brilliant reputation, get recommended by the best venues and score lots of amazing reviews too.
I also have a few Awards in the Trophy cabinet!)